What's funny

One of my son-in-laws recently pointed out that, per some humor expert (how do you get a job doing that), a person's favorite joke is a key to their character (I paraphrase).

As an old man (yes it pains me to say it but it beats the alternative) I've learned that there is tremendous freedom it not caring. On this issue at least, I don't care what others think is funny - it's for my own amusement. Truth be told the same son-in-law happens to laugh at some of my most tired jokes. I pity him.

With that in mind I've decided to throw in a few things I find funny from time to time.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.

700 burps today.