For No Apparent Reason

A three legged dog walks into a bar. The bartender says "What'll it be".

The dog answers "I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw".

It's this and other stupid things that amuse my simple mind in the middle of 500 burps. 

This and other selected tidbits in my upcoming book "Random Thoughts From A Random Mind/For My Own Amusement/Jeff Jones Unfiltered" depending on various copyright laws one of those will apply.